Baristas in bikinis (and less!) (work safe) - Page 3

Freq · 05-22-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Body Massage

I wonder if the pasties part was just an exaggeration?

No way! She was on TV. She was roughly life-size on my dad's projection TV. I wanted to jump on it.

84 Blue 240 · 05-22-2008, 01:58 PM

The one in the pasties is cute enough to pull it off.

"Hot Chicka Latte: Because nothing starts a good morning like some hot coffee and a hot, throbbing erection!"

Freq · 05-22-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 84 Blue 240

The one in the pasties is cute enough to pull it off.

"Hot Chicka Latte: Because nothing starts a good morning like some hot coffee and a hot, throbbing erection!"

Also, here's hot my day has gone. Woke up, got some "hot coffee" (an accelerant), worked for 5 hours, and got a mixed drink on my lunch break (depressent). The battle they're fighting right now is kind of fun. But I agree about what Blue said. I'll have to stop by Hot Chicka Latte tomorrow.

Is anyone else going to donate to the clothing drive?

Jordan · 05-23-2008, 01:01 PM

holyoly253 · 05-23-2008, 01:02 PM

Okay, this is funny this came on here. My friend used to work at Hot Chica Latte(the bikini latte place). I went there one time just for sh*ts and giggles. I've never felt more trashy in my life. The guys that go to that are old pervs oogling over 19 year girls in pasties. Its disgusting. She said there were guys that would roll through the drive-thru just jerkin it. She had some guy that was stalking her and she finally said enough is enough and quit. Those guys are straight pervin. If you want tits and ass go to the strip club.

Freq · 05-24-2008, 01:38 PM

Seattle area people: Watch KING 5 tonight.
Less awesome people: Watch for video link tonight.

NativeJesus · 05-24-2008, 09:21 PM

Kids seeing skin.
OMG.
They'll be liek, scarred for life.
I wrapped my daughter in plastic from day one.

Freq · 05-24-2008, 09:31 PM

http://www.king5.com/video/news-index.html?nvid=248570

About 2/5 of the way into the video. Guy holding big white sign. Probably only a second or less, though. :(

"We Have BIGGER Problems To Worry About". I gave her my sign when I had to go to work. Hopefully it'll be there tomorrow.

The girls loved it. Free tats, free drink upgrades, and a tan. Not too bad. Going again before work tomorrow.

VolvoPunch · Yesterday, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Body Massage

aha!

I found the pasty ones!

Wow she looks great but look at the floor

I guess being half ways naked is more important then having a clean work environment. If they clean up a bit I can see them become a starbucks killer in the future.

trevorcrowell · Yesterday, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by VolvoPunch

Wow she looks great but look at the floor

I guess being half ways naked is more important then having a clean work environment. If they clean up a bit I can see them become a starbucks killer in the future.

Yeah, that nasty floor would make me turn around immediately and go find a Dunkin' Donuts.

ard · Yesterday, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by trevorcrowell

Yeah, that nasty floor would make me turn around immediately and go find a Dunkin' Donuts.

Yeah, but in all likelyhood.... You go there, you won't be looking at the floor

Justin922 · Yesterday, 09:23 PM

Customer: I will have a coffee. black with milk and sugar. Barista: Will that be whole, half, skim or breast?

If you don't like it, don't go. If that kind of place were here on the east coast I might start drinking coffee.

Orange_Crusader · Yesterday, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Justin922

If you don't like it, don't go.

Muh opinion in a nutshell. Honestly, some people just seem to walk around searching for things to get butthurt/huffy about.

Bishop · Yesterday, 09:33 PM

Looks like I have something to put in the suggestion box where I buy my coffee...

GrandmaSideways · Yesterday, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Freq

The girls loved it. Free tats, free drink upgrades, and a tan. Not too bad. Going again before work tomorrow.

Congrats, you're a l;onely turbobrick virgin hanging out with many hot girls, half of them likely on their second job (first being stripper) who have absolutely no interest in you sexually while you buy a **** ton of coffee and give them tips...
Hm.....

Freq · Yesterday, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GrandmaSideways

Congrats, you're a l;onely turbobrick virgin hanging out with many hot girls, half of them likely on their second job (first being stripper) who have absolutely no interest in you sexually while you buy a **** ton of coffee and give them tips...
Hm.....

Not virgin, rest may be true.

P.S. They did love the sign. I was literally pulled in front of a news camera because of it. She then went on a short rant about the the war or something?

Orange_Crusader · Yesterday, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GrandmaSideways

Congrats, you're a l;onely turbobrick virgin hanging out with many hot girls, half of them likely on their second job (first being stripper) who have absolutely no interest in you sexually while you buy a **** ton of coffee and give them tips...
Hm.....

D00d, who pissed in your cheerios?

GrandmaSideways · Yesterday, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Freq

Not virgin, rest may be true.

P.S. They did love the sign. I was literally pulled in front of a news camera because of it. She then went on a short rant about the the war or something?

Seriously
Get a date
then maybe I won't laugh at you.

Freq · Yesterday, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GrandmaSideways

Seriously
Get a date
then maybe I won't laugh at you.

Tell me my first name. Then maybe you'll have some credibility to say "I know enough about this person to make fun of him."

GrandmaSideways · Yesterday, 10:53 PM

c'mon you're hanging out all day with these girls instead of you know... Doing things that isn't a waste of time.
You going to be the creepy sixty year old that hangs around too long too?

Freq · Yesterday, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GrandmaSideways

c'mon you're hanging out all day with these girls instead of you know... Doing things that isn't a waste of time.

I was there for 30 minutes before work one day. Then I went to work. So I'm pretty sure that A) hanging out with girls and B) stackin' paper would be a solid, productive day.

Edit: Thanks for letting me use these pictures. I've been itching to use them for some time now.

Edit 2: I'm being trolled about being a pervo by a guy with PEDOBEAR as his sig?!

05-22-2008, 01:58 PM	#52
84 Blue 240 Board Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: PA	The one in the pasties is cute enough to pull it off. "Hot Chicka Latte: Because nothing starts a good morning like some hot coffee and a hot, throbbing erection!" Last edited by 84 Blue 240; 05-22-2008 at 02:06 PM.

05-23-2008, 01:02 PM	#55
holyoly253 Board Member Join Date: Jun 2006	Okay, this is funny this came on here. My friend used to work at Hot Chica Latte(the bikini latte place). I went there one time just for sh*ts and giggles. I've never felt more trashy in my life. The guys that go to that are old pervs oogling over 19 year girls in pasties. Its disgusting. She said there were guys that would roll through the drive-thru just jerkin it. She had some guy that was stalking her and she finally said enough is enough and quit. Those guys are straight pervin. If you want tits and ass go to the strip club. __________________ Jordan sucks

05-24-2008, 09:21 PM	#57
NativeJesus Board Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Sherbrooke, Canada	Kids seeing skin. OMG. They'll be liek, scarred for life. I wrapped my daughter in plastic from day one. __________________ 1989 764 TiC 215000kms. Project car. 12% restored. Gives me nightmares. Lurks in my bedroom at night. 1993 945 N/A 328000kms. Winter slug... boring to death.

05-24-2008, 09:31 PM	#58
Freq Board Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Tacoma, WA	http://www.king5.com/video/news-index.html?nvid=248570 About 2/5 of the way into the video. Guy holding big white sign. Probably only a second or less, though. :( "We Have BIGGER Problems To Worry About". I gave her my sign when I had to go to work. Hopefully it'll be there tomorrow. The girls loved it. Free tats, free drink upgrades, and a tan. Not too bad. Going again before work tomorrow. Last edited by Freq; 05-24-2008 at 09:37 PM.

Yesterday, 09:23 PM	#62
Justin922 Sweedish Meatballs Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Canton, GA	Customer: I will have a coffee. black with milk and sugar. Barista: Will that be whole, half, skim or breast? If you don't like it, don't go. If that kind of place were here on the east coast I might start drinking coffee. __________________ 1993 945 Ti ~ The White Phoenix! ~ 25/25s, HDs, V90 rear wiper, Blacked out, K&N, NO TAN!, Egg crate, Hydras, Shaved Emblems, Euro markers 2000 S70 GLT ~The Wifemobile~

05-24-2008, 01:38 PM	#56
Freq Board Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Tacoma, WA	Seattle area people: Watch KING 5 tonight. Less awesome people: Watch for video link tonight.

Yesterday, 09:33 PM	#64
Bishop Bored Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Brisbane, Australia	Looks like I have something to put in the suggestion box where I buy my coffee... __________________ 1988 740T Estate Volvo Road Tests & Articles New Content 21/01/08

Yesterday, 10:53 PM	#70
GrandmaSideways Grandma Sideways Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Vancouver B.C.	c'mon you're hanging out all day with these girls instead of you know... Doing things that isn't a waste of time. You going to be the creepy sixty year old that hangs around too long too?